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*Chatting about marriage and divorce rates in Australia*
Girl in my class: Marriage rates have actually gone down according to google.
Me: Well let gays get married and that marriage rate will go up.
Teacher: God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
Me: Yeah, well, God didn't create boob jobs but you still have one.
221b-holmes: unreasonablyme: I had a dream that I was in a car with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. It was really awkward and I didn’t know what to say so I asked, “How was the BAFTAS? Did you have fun?” and Benedict starts crying and Martin turns to me all angry and says “We don’t mention the BAFTAS.” We don’t mention the BAFTAs.
The fundamental difference between the 19th century romantic novels and the...– Kristina Deffenbacher, Professor of English at Hamline University in Saint Paul, Minnesota: http://www.popmatters.com/pm/feature/159709-lesser-shades-of-jane/#.UCHs_6LE1jI.facebook (via cmtilney)
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Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing self on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks self in room and goes on Tumblr*
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
awkwardcasey: theonlyoneilune: It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t And the pictures move